Set of new words to define weird / absurd yet frequent situations , all at one place - The Meaning Of Liff
Some interesting picks :-
BURTON COGGLES (pl. n.)
A bunch of keys found in a drawer whose purpose has long been forgotten, and which can therefore now be used only for dropping down people's backs as a cure for nose-bleeds.
CLIXBY (adj.)
Politely rude. Bliskly vague. Firmly uninformative.
DOGDYKE (vb.)
Of dog-owners, to adopt the absurd pretence that the animal shitting in the gutter is nothing to do with them.
DRAFFAN (n.)
An infuriating person who always manages to look much more dashing that anyone else by turning up unshaven and hungover at a formal party.
KETTLENESS (adj.)
The quality of not being able to pee while being watched.
ELY (n.)
The first, tiniest inkling you get that something, somewhere, has gone terribly wrong.
And the list continues ....
PS: Have a good laugh
Some interesting picks :-
BURTON COGGLES (pl. n.)
A bunch of keys found in a drawer whose purpose has long been forgotten, and which can therefore now be used only for dropping down people's backs as a cure for nose-bleeds.
CLIXBY (adj.)
Politely rude. Bliskly vague. Firmly uninformative.
DOGDYKE (vb.)
Of dog-owners, to adopt the absurd pretence that the animal shitting in the gutter is nothing to do with them.
DRAFFAN (n.)
An infuriating person who always manages to look much more dashing that anyone else by turning up unshaven and hungover at a formal party.
KETTLENESS (adj.)
The quality of not being able to pee while being watched.
ELY (n.)
The first, tiniest inkling you get that something, somewhere, has gone terribly wrong.
And the list continues ....
PS: Have a good laugh
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