Saturday, August 30, 2008

A eureka arzz.. from Jugalbandi

No , this is surely not going in any PS statement .This truly deserved a post .
Read slowly , in shayrana andaaz to get the real essence .
In the original script ,
Arz kiya hai…………

जितनी ख्वाइश थी तुम्हे पाने की
उतनीही कोशिश की तुम्हे भुलाने की
गर किस्मत भी करे शाजिश , दोबारा हमे मिलाने की
हम फिर ना करेंगे भूल, तुम्हे चाहने की .......

हम फिर ना करेंगे भूल तुम्हे चाहने की

Ouch, its touchy .
And for the non-Hindi Devanagri junta.

Jitanee khwaish thi tumhey pane ki
Utanihi koshish ke tumhey bhulaney ki
Gar kismat bhee kare shajish , dobara humey milane ki
Phir na karaingey hum bhool ,tumhey chahney ki.....
Phir na karaingey hum bhool , tumhey chahney ki.

Though the first line is from a share ….came for review from Sh-pi. I want to thank her for the jugalbandi initiation and the kick –off word/line .Sh-pi , do add this to the previously suggested ones .
The first two lines were contouring through my viens(the second line was a crack). Many options were developed for the third line (few really harsh ones,
; not published ), But the moment fourth one was Hacked /cracked , Eureka !.
I jumped out of the bed at midnight and jolted it down on the nearest papyrus (foodworld bill) .Before it was forgotten in any thrill .

PS:For the convenience of our readers we have changed the blog template. The scrolling pain has been reduced for the long posts. Hence, If anybody has missed out on them coz of their length , can visit again.
PS1:Have I already recommended “what happens in Vegas” ?Ultimately hilarious flick.
PS2: Has anybody read “Lilacs bloom in my backyard”? How is it?

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Sheetal Hamsa

PS: .(post composed -09/08/08)Shud have released earlier .Would have been more seasonal. Reason for delay-> Samay, waqth and such.

Now this is what u call “ghanghor varsha” . It was frequent some years back , i mean the “Continuous one” (days and nights non-stop) .The frequency of “ Continuous one” executed 3 to 4 times previously and now it has reduced .This time we have encountered only once(Friday evening 08-08-08 to Sunday early morning 10-08-08).

Rains rewind be back to my colony days. I still remember the magnificent cloudy sky over the greeny landscape of the huge park in front of my eyes(notice the rhyme ppl). Come back!

So it s was all "Continuous rain" phase which kept us at home even on weekend. Though I am more inclined towards relaxing in the nest. But that fine Saturday ,the adventurous me decided to venture out in wild. Just me and my roomy’s blue umbrella . An illusion of mild drizzle and a mirage hope of cease fire from clouds at around 6:00 PM pushed me out of the house. Rains+traffic Jams+ a young girl + non-Hyd commuter +dressed up in western +Begumpet/Banjarahills area = are enough for our Hyd Autowallas to demand sky high prizes.
And this is what we do:-
First if the money he asks for is triple the actual amount ,I completely ignore and move on to next.
If the money is ~double .I ask for reasons

Auto wala: “Madam Barish!”
Me: slightly in hyderabadi istyle make him realize that we are aware of the routes and corresponding fares. Then I proudly cote the approx fare and demand for meter.
Auto wala: “Petrol rate bad gaye, uppar se traffic jam Mydam.”
Me: “Uske liye petrol rate sych card hai na. Barish kal se horahee hai to ajj kam log bahar nikalenge , upar se Saturday matlab kam traffic .Agar phir bhee jam hua to mein meter se paise badh ke dungee”.
Auto wala : Now he has no reasons to defend. He becomes reluctant.
Me :It started raining heavily , I gave up in spite of winning the battle , “ok chalo 30(he comes down from 40) to Somajiguda circle”.

Somebody said “ Kabhee ladkoan aur Taxi/Auto waloan ke peechey nahee bhagtey.Ek gaya to 10 atey hain !

Oh forgot to mention for what I was going out –
Hair cut !yes hair cut on a rainy day.
Yes ,hair cut on a rainy day which costs 1000 bucks.
Yes, hair cut on a rainy day , which costs 1000 bucks, to the same parlor to correct my last times disastrous haircut which also costed 1000 bucks.
Yes, hair cut on a rainy day , which costs 1000 bucks, to the same parlor to correct my last times disastrous haircut which also costed 1000 bucks and the disaster happened again.Damn it !

If the boys out there are wondering what is astonishing about cutting hair on a rainy day, here is some gyaan .Rain makes ur hair highly frizzy. Any styles like- rolling, setting etc.. which is offered by default to every hair cut in any ladies parlors, don’t stay. Mind u , that setting doesn’t last longer not even a day.(somebody arzzed- “char din ki chandni hai phir purani raat hai”).Hence usually girls don’t prefer hair cut under such situations. Even now it’s not making any sense to guys ,then stand or stroll in front of any parlor and notice what goes in and what comes out :D

Anyways , after getting slightly drenched we reached the Ferry’s (yes the same place ,where 1000 bucks hair cut happens).Hard luck ,the unit was closed owning to the culprit- “ghanghor varsha”- Continuous one.
The rains furry became more intense .Now what?
We enter a Jeweller shop and kill ½ hour time by spending 200.
We enter another shop -Neerus and again kill time- only 10 minutes. Sometimes it’s nice to be fat -when nothing fits u properly u won’t do a binge shopping, hence can kill time in the garment shop free of cost.
There was no sign of down pour reduction .I entered eatery joint and decided to arrange for the dinner-paw bhaji plus Dosa Parcel.

Enough waiting .Me and my roomy’s blue umbrella decided to start our home bound journey. No Autos, only water clogged roads ,gloomy darkness everywhere and me walking alone on the road amidst faintly lighted traffic lights and ironically less vehicles . Have mercy !!
The umbrella was no longer able to shield me from –"ghanghor varsha". Anyhows with no other option left I started walking/crossing main road . To add to the misery ,I saw road turning into a pool and traffic narrowing to slightly available earthly right corner. I was stuck ! 3 feet water pool in front of me, mad horning traffic behind me and a bunch of idiotically looking guys laughing teasingly , at left corner. Again "lightening stuck.....types"…a generous bus driver came for rescue, he stopped the bus and I immediately hopped in.
And what I saw? SHEETAL HAMSA -When did APSRTC started AC public transport buses? When o When ?

Moral1 of the story : AC buses for public transport. Slightly more cost == less crowd==peaceful travel.
Moral2:Yes, sometimes u must venture out during rainy days== adventurous == fun==dangerous == From some Aamir khans add “ make and learn from your own mistakes yaar ”.

PS1: Look who is taking ?as if I am a frequent bus commuter.
PS2:Arz Kiya hai .......

यूँ तो हर मौसम कट जाता है
बस एक बर्सात का मौसम तेरी याद दिलाता है
यूँ तो जीवन भी कट जाएगा
पर क्या करून, हर साल बर्सात का मौसम तो आयेगा

Friday, August 1, 2008

Cutey pies


Guess Who ?
PS: I wish i wud have been in the pic.
V, V, A .U guys already knw, so no points for guessing.



"Look into my eyes u will see what u mean to me.......".Thats Comet , ma baby
Click on the pic(above and below) to see the zoomed version. Yes u have to, plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.



That's Tuffy , i baby sited him just for one day.Never met him again .But me fond of -tuff more than comtu .


Thats grown up Comet , he looks possesive about tuffy na?


Guess who?.
Nope not Comet.Want hints? Comment :D

PS1: yipeee ,build sucessfull after 25(approx) failures .Outof context kada?

PS2:PS statements are supposed to be out of context :P