अर्ज़ किया है....
एक तीर से तीन घायल....
एक तीर से तीन घायल,
हम उसपे , वो किसी और पे कायल
वाह वाह !
PS: Title contributed by TeofKap.
PS1:Three movies watched in a week , all in theatre !
The Last Lear *** & 1/2(PVR)
WALL.E *** (Imax)
Rock on ** & ½ (Adlabs)
PS2: The ratings works for theatre as well, sheer coincidence.
Monday, September 15, 2008
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Gags
pre-ps/note: click to be able to see the textual content in each:
By now u must have rendered those grad days...with some famously infamous profs.
Note: Below content is purely CtrlC+CtrlV of an incident described by some juniors in one of the communities dedicated to one of our most popular saar:-
He comes with a stagger in his walk that could rival Will smith's [or chiru's in shankardadaMBBS for that matter]. Now this man just cannot go past a group of students without interacting with them and giving them a point to laugh at about for a week. and that day, it happened to be Andy. So here we go..
Prof M: aaan U, yes u only maan..Andy Raaz(it is Raj which prof conveniently converted to raaz , like he does to the Jebras in the Joo from Jimbabwe)...Please come here.
Me(Andy): Yes sir, how can I help u?[courteous me]
He then proceeds to ask me some CAD Lab viva before he puts forth the million dollar question..
Prof M: I believe u have Eunuchs book with you?
Me(Andy):*wide eyed, Dumbstruck, bewildered and what not!!!#@@!#
Prof M: If you have books of eunuchs I would want to take them from u, I think I am slowly beginning to like it. First I thought it was varryy varry complex, but now u see as I learn them slowly, I think it is varrry nice.
Me(Andy): Still in a stoned state....dumbstruck and bewildered
Prof M: Kindly, if u don’t mind, please get me book on Eunuchs...see the Library has very few books on it...
Me(Andy): Sir, Eunuchs...what makes u think I have books on Eunuchs???
Prof M: U will have no, last week I saw Linux books in yuvar hands only no. So u should have eunuchs books also, cos from Eunuchs only,Linux came...
Bolt of lightning strikes, cloud forms over andy'shead, bulb flickers n gets switched on and finallyAndy attains Nirvana.
“Prof M was talking about UNIX and he kept saying UNUX forUNIX and me perverted me, kept thinking Eunuchs.....hehehehe .But believe me, the way he said it, I was not the only one who fell prey.Had Linus Torvalds heard the last line..."From Eunuchs only , Linux came"...only godknows what he would have done to himself.So all u ppl learning Unux & Zava !!! all the best...”
Ps:Hahaha
Ps1:Hohoho
By now u must have rendered those grad days...with some famously infamous profs.
Note: Below content is purely CtrlC+CtrlV of an incident described by some juniors in one of the communities dedicated to one of our most popular saar:-
He comes with a stagger in his walk that could rival Will smith's [or chiru's in shankardadaMBBS for that matter]. Now this man just cannot go past a group of students without interacting with them and giving them a point to laugh at about for a week. and that day, it happened to be Andy. So here we go..
Prof M: aaan U, yes u only maan..Andy Raaz(it is Raj which prof conveniently converted to raaz , like he does to the Jebras in the Joo from Jimbabwe)...Please come here.
Me(Andy): Yes sir, how can I help u?[courteous me]
He then proceeds to ask me some CAD Lab viva before he puts forth the million dollar question..
Prof M: I believe u have Eunuchs book with you?
Me(Andy):*wide eyed, Dumbstruck, bewildered and what not!!!#@@!#
Prof M: If you have books of eunuchs I would want to take them from u, I think I am slowly beginning to like it. First I thought it was varryy varry complex, but now u see as I learn them slowly, I think it is varrry nice.
Me(Andy): Still in a stoned state....dumbstruck and bewildered
Prof M: Kindly, if u don’t mind, please get me book on Eunuchs...see the Library has very few books on it...
Me(Andy): Sir, Eunuchs...what makes u think I have books on Eunuchs???
Prof M: U will have no, last week I saw Linux books in yuvar hands only no. So u should have eunuchs books also, cos from Eunuchs only,Linux came...
Bolt of lightning strikes, cloud forms over andy'shead, bulb flickers n gets switched on and finallyAndy attains Nirvana.
“Prof M was talking about UNIX and he kept saying UNUX forUNIX and me perverted me, kept thinking Eunuchs.....hehehehe .But believe me, the way he said it, I was not the only one who fell prey.Had Linus Torvalds heard the last line..."From Eunuchs only , Linux came"...only godknows what he would have done to himself.So all u ppl learning Unux & Zava !!! all the best...”
Ps:Hahaha
Ps1:Hohoho
ps2:Hehehe
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