Sunday, September 7, 2008

Gags

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By now u must have rendered those grad days...with some famously infamous profs.
Note: Below content is purely CtrlC+CtrlV of an incident described by some juniors in one of the communities dedicated to one of our most popular saar:-


He comes with a stagger in his walk that could rival Will smith's [or chiru's in shankardadaMBBS for that matter]. Now this man just cannot go past a group of students without interacting with them and giving them a point to laugh at about for a week. and that day, it happened to be Andy. So here we go..

Prof M: aaan U, yes u only maan..Andy Raaz(it is Raj which prof conveniently converted to raaz , like he does to the Jebras in the Joo from Jimbabwe)...Please come here.
Me(Andy): Yes sir, how can I help u?[courteous me]
He then proceeds to ask me some CAD Lab viva before he puts forth the million dollar question..
Prof M: I believe u have Eunuchs book with you?
Me(Andy):*wide eyed, Dumbstruck, bewildered and what not!!!#@@!#
Prof M: If you have books of eunuchs I would want to take them from u, I think I am slowly beginning to like it. First I thought it was varryy varry complex, but now u see as I learn them slowly, I think it is varrry nice.
Me(Andy): Still in a stoned state....dumbstruck and bewildered
Prof M: Kindly, if u don’t mind, please get me book on Eunuchs...see the Library has very few books on it...
Me(Andy): Sir, Eunuchs...what makes u think I have books on Eunuchs???
Prof M: U will have no, last week I saw Linux books in yuvar hands only no. So u should have eunuchs books also, cos from Eunuchs only,Linux came...
Bolt of lightning strikes, cloud forms over andy'shead, bulb flickers n gets switched on and finallyAndy attains Nirvana.
“Prof M was talking about UNIX and he kept saying UNUX forUNIX and me perverted me, kept thinking Eunuchs.....hehehehe .But believe me, the way he said it, I was not the only one who fell prey.Had Linus Torvalds heard the last line..."From Eunuchs only , Linux came"...only godknows what he would have done to himself.So all u ppl learning Unux & Zava !!! all the best...”

Ps:Hahaha
Ps1:Hohoho
ps2:Hehehe


10 comments:

Sastry said...

Okay, you went pehelgam or wherever
and you messed up with those beasts!

:P

Sastry said...

and i still dont understand, what does Dr Mallesham doing here? u dint get any better content this week? or the Shayar you went on a vacation?

Yamini said...

The first cartoon - about the dissertation - was bang on. We speak from experience. Well, we didn't quite have a delete possibility then in our lives, but can't tell you how many times we wished we could actually do it. :)

Anonymous said...

The Unix joke is too good..
I was so shocked when I started reading it.. the Million Dollar question!!

The English over there is too good - Telugu accent one - varry, yuvar, U will have no, yuvar hands only no...Was able to read in his accent (the Prof's)

And the final touch - Unux and Zava, still maintaining the accent of the Prof for Unix is nice..

Arti said...

loved the comics... especially the one about "the most imp decision of the day" ;)

chk out this link - http://www.mylifeinacube.com/ - this one also has pretty amazing comics

Shilpa said...

@Sastry: It was Belgaum where the beasts were found :P
-Dr.M is becoming famous in another circle..as u knw his popularity hails to the US of A as well.
-Yes the "Shayra" is verymuch on even during vacations..watch out for the coming posts.

@MiniY:Yes all, who were even remotely related to the "PHD saga" can relate-www.phdcomics.com for more

@AnonV: some minor editing was done for TRPs :), Anyhows my fav was....."jebras from joo oph
jimbawe"

@Art:thx much ,cud u relate to the profile pic self description?where do u fall?
seen them ....thy r hillarious.Yes now i shud read cubicle comics not the grad ones
Grad days r long left

Shilpa said...

@MiniY : Why not? as far as i know ,u ppl published papers and thesis on ur research....was it all paper work? disposing paper(read delete) was never an issue.

Anonymous said...

Bairyyy phanny .... :)) ....i yemm lyking it...Bairy first and bairy last kaaartoon rock :)

Shilpa said...

@KnownAnonymous:thhanku thhanku, saar isz allso vharry vharry phunny.
The editing of c+v content was fruitful

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