Monday, April 14, 2008

Hermitage Trip- The Bear hill trek

We took rest for an hour and got ready for the “stamina test” which is mandatory for all the guests who are interested in trekking. David the examiner, the guide and the owner of the place is supposedly living in this place for past 28 years. Abhi-k the muscle man of our group took panga with David on the very first day. He started making big claims “we can easily do a 25 km trek, we have run the marathons, we are gym ppl….etc….”, The next two days involved heavy leg pulling of Abhi-k by David (wonder what grudge the whole host family developed against him).

Of all this I was trying hard to find a way to get introduced to the dogs. And the wish was full filled, with just initial sniffing and staring they came near me without barking. The ice was broken and we became friends. Of Badmash (the kid), Bahadur(the brother) and skully (the mother) , Badmash (one with red collar belt in the pics) was the most friendly one.

Before starting for the bear hill trek (read stamina test) one contender i.e. Ajit (Casualty no. 1) surrendered.He had stomach upset and was lying on the bed. Decision was made to go without him also he was really not well and needed rest. We started at around 5 pm with David leading us through the trails. The initial half climb was quite easy because of the enthu and quest to reach the top. After every fifteen minutes David use to stop to give us some flora-fauna gyaan. On the way we saw various kinds of insects, parasitic trees, and non-parasite yet clinging together trees, Bear homes, Termite hills, birds and shit of some animals. Stop giggling; in jungles animal shit (& water sources) are real important signs of predicting their presence nearby. But as we were talking aloud and making lot of noise, we dint encounter a single Bear, Jaguar or Leopard.

I was really exhausted after 40 minutes .The uphill trek was quite tough for me. Moreover the jungle became thicker with more thorny bushes and trails/path was also gone. Suddenly we were amidst a huge colony of insects wandering in all directions. From one of the David’s gyaan session- These insects population is on rise as they feed on bamboo flowers. All bamboo flowers heavily only once in their life time and dries off to die. This phenomenon (gregarious bamboo) happens every 45 years, where the entire bamboo plantation dries off to rejuvenate again in 10 years.
Phew after passing the last stage in an hour we were on top of the bear hill, Hurray! .It was an awesome sight .The beautiful sunset and tanned +exhausted yet cheerful trekkers were captured in cams in various moods. After taking some rest we headed back as it was getting dark.
Just before reaching Mini (Casualty no 2) twisted her ankle very badly while descending down. Luckily we were very near to the guest house and a jeep was brought for her.

PS2 story:

Under the starry sky .Amidst the faded moon light .Around the born fire sight,
She gave a sweet chocolaty smile.
He couldn’t say much, was mesmerized.
Just admired and was listening to her ….
Hoping –“oh god please hold the time”.
Suddenly the spell was broken! Friends appeared strangers, as they arrived.
But there was another heart - broken, of jealousy it cried.

She-Katz, He-Ajit, Another heart-Sid.

That roughly sums up the scene when Abhi-W, Amanchi, Sid arrived at the guest house to pick up the rescue jeep for mini and saw Ajit and katz chatting around the born fire. She immediately left when the kabab mein haddies came.
Some of us missed the scene and arrived later with injured Mini. On return we realized none of us carried proper medicines (as everybody assumed that somebody will carry, but nobody did). After Mini’s ankle examination which was swollen badly , it was declared as sprain .Actually we all feared hair line crack but were trying to cheer her up as nothing much could have been done late night in middle of jungle with no network connectivity. Volini was massaged and Aspirin was taken as a workaround.

Later that night on enquiry, Ajit started revealing things. How they lighted 10 + Laltans together (He was not in a state to get up from bed in morningJ).How he was specially taken care of the whole day. Which he claims to be hospitality.

“Katz has done her schooling in a boarding at Ooty , Is currently pursuing PhD in Australia , Wants to visit Bihar, Will Visit Hyderabad, loves this place, likes this, hates that, wants to marry soon and have kids , blah blah.................... “She told him every damn thing. You call this hospitality? One thing I must say Ajit u are a chuppa rustham-Kuddos.
And Sid you are positive. Instead of “ dost dost na raha” kinds , he was trying to help her out clearing dining table , switching off Laltans (read impress).She kept on refusing for any help from his side and he still tried , flaunting his 10 k run t-shirt and Mumbai 42k run achievement in the backdrop.
Poor Sid seldom he knows some girls don’t care how many kms you run. You should be capable of running a household. But Don’t worry katz is definitely not of that category-You should just be capable of running a household in a Jungle.

PS: Enough has been written about this trip. No more posts.
PS1: Ajit plzzzzzzzzzzzz ignore the PS2 content .That’s written just for fun.
PS2: Read the poem again ……slowly
PS3: hmmmmmm1
PS4: hmmmmmm2
PS5: I am running out of ps statements: D
PS6: hey, but nobody has written about the river trek, where I was left all ALONE in the middle of the jungle by a group of “Gentleman’s “.
PS7: Yes that’s supposed to be sarcastic.
PS8: The end.
PS9: Oh btw I was tagged Future Casualty no 3, coz of my alluring twists and falls. Luckily I wasn’t hurt.
PS10: hmmmmmm3, Fine ! The End .Packa.

17 comments:

Amanchi said...

You call this a poem ::P??

btw its good...

FYI: we didnt leave you in the middle...sorry if you thought so...

Yamini said...

Why no more posts? Who will feed us with all the masala of the next two days and put the smile back? How about recounting the competition between Sid and you - to ensure my leg was "fully taken care of"? Or David taking off at Abhishek? Come on Shilpa, you can just stop writing like this and break so many hearts and expectations! :( What will it take to get you to change your mind????

Yamini said...

BTW, I loved your account of Ajit and Katz around the bonfire!!

ajit said...

I had expected this 4m u......full of masala...bonfire ki puri movie bana di tune....
poem was really gud......

waise ice cream trt kab aur kahan de rahi ho...:P

Shilpa said...

@Amanchi : Then wat?. Kitna mast scene hai na.Around born fire "Sadda Bihar da puttar with an Australian beauty". I can make a movie on this.
-Oh yes i was left alone that too near the river.
@ Yamini..arreh haan how can i forget
-Sid and mine "Hit the leg game”...he scored more than me.
-Well i am getting addicted so decided not to blog for some time.
-"Breaking hearts?"-No comment.

@All : Well not exactly a poem just some poetic lines, i too loved it:D

@Ajit : There was no masala in that, i have just artistically described some facts.
U missed the opportunity the counter is closed: P

Ludwig said...

Too much. Several Hindi songs come to mind.

For Ajit: jab deep jale aana
For Sid: achha silaa diya tune mere pyaar ka, yaar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka

And so on...

> Poor Sid seldom he knows
> some girls don’t care how
> many kms you run.

You may have a point there. Some strategies need to be revisited.

Anonymous said...

> Poor Sid seldom he knows some girls
> don’t care how many kms you run

Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
I should have known this. Henceforth, I will count only in miles.

> You should be cable of running a
> household

@Ludwig : Don't we run our households? Doesn't that count :-?
@Shilpa : Please pleae please let me know what else needs to be done or run to qualify under "cable of running a household"?

His Enlightened Highness TeofKap in his capacity as the Enlightened One pardons all trangressions committed by the author. The author is hereby decreed to refer to His Enlightened Highness either as TeofKap or H.E.H. Nothing else.

ajit said...

@shilpa
Kya jamana aa gaya hai pehle to log hurt karte hain aur fir ice cream khilaenge bol ke khilate bhi nahi hain............ye to ghor kalyug hai ghor kalyug....

Shilpa said...

@Ludwig: Ohh so u guys are planning to skip the coming marathons? Since the driving force seems to be ineffective :P

@Sid: why only miles? Use cms, inches, feet. This way u will get to flaunt bigger numbers..Just keep the unit in silent.
And regarding what needs to done or run ……hah u think I will let u know the trade secret so easily.
Wats H.E.H ? Please Please Please enlighten us

@Ajit: When I offered u refused….does anybody cares even I was hurt.. anybody listening ….ting tong.

ajit said...

u were also hurt..I didn't know this :P.....so do u want ice cream?

Anonymous said...

nice post.

Anonymous said...

Good attempt buddy...Adding few more lines to it your PS2..

"There was a heart looking so closely,
Writing it down, appearing so lonely,
She kept smiling, she kept giggling,
Heart was beating, and thoughts were juggling,
Am I not her, Do I not want it,
little bit attention, will someone grant it..."

Shilpa said...

@Anonymous: who is this ? and about whom r u talking about in those lines?
btw very nicely written.

Anonymous said...

I was referring to person who wrote the poem. It was an attempt to describe the mindset of author...

About my identity...you will know very soon... :)


Few more lines:

He looked, she smiled...
She looked, he smiled...
They both looked and both smiled...
That is when, we all smiled...

Shilpa said...
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Shilpa said...

@Anonymous: Well then u are not truly aware of the mindset of the author. We don’t seek attention, it comes naturally :D..but usually from wrong ppl.
So what needs to done to get aware of ur identity? How soon shall be ur “very soon”.

Anonymous said...

To know my identity...hmmm, I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!'

If you do it and I am assured, I will reveal my indentity :-)